What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

When gallery photos are deleted at the same time, why are Google photos also deleted?

Me : No

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

Me : Thank you.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : I'm 24.

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Sure.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Do you even realise that NASA could've hid or bury every single piece of evidence for a flat-earth and exaggerate their evidence? Have you ever question materialist scientific narratives?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?